{"id":6902,"date":"2025-02-16T18:34:34","date_gmt":"2025-02-17T00:34:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6902"},"modified":"2025-02-16T18:37:29","modified_gmt":"2025-02-17T00:37:29","slug":"five-things-to-spend-your-money-on-besides-blu-ray-copies-of-ghost-rider-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/16\/five-things-to-spend-your-money-on-besides-blu-ray-copies-of-ghost-rider-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Five Things to Spend Your Money on Besides Blu-ray Copies of Ghost Rider 2"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n

These days, there\u2019s so much money. In fact, scientists estimate that there\u2019s now more than ten billion<\/em> dollars in America\u2013that\u2019s more than a trillion pennies! And chances are, you\u2019ve got your grubby little paws on a bit of that money, even if you\u2019re not a rich guy. But having money is the easy part; the hard part is knowing what the heck to spend it on. One option, of course, is to buy copious amounts of Blu-ray copies of Ghost-Rider: Spirit of Vengeance<\/em> (2011), Nicolas Cage\u2019s thrilling second outing as the beloved motorcycle-riding demon hunter Johnny Blaze. Unfortunately, all those boxes of Blu-ray can fill up your attic shockingly fast.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Thankfully, we\u2019re here to rescue you from your paralyzing indecision with a list of five whole ideas for things you can buy apart from Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor\u2019s cinematic masterpiece.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

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  1. Marbles<\/strong><\/li>\r\n<\/ol>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

    Marbles are lots of fun, and they always will be. What\u2019s more, they\u2019re also extremely cheap, so you can buy a couple of them every week without having to sell your urine for money. And while they\u2019re rarely on fire, they\u2019re really good at rolling, and you can imagine they\u2019re the wheels of Johnny Blaze\u2019s magical motorcycle. That\u2019s great!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

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    1. Food<\/strong><\/li>\r\n<\/ol>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

      It may not be fun buying food, but eating is something that has to happen every day of your life. If you don\u2019t buy food, you\u2019ll have to ask other people for it, steal it, or die. And if you die, you can\u2019t watch Ghost-Rider: Spirit of Vengeance<\/em> anymore, unless death is much better than what I think it\u2019s like.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

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      1. Life Insurance<\/strong><\/li>\r\n<\/ol>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

        Life insurance is important. You wouldn\u2019t want to die and not have your life be insured. Life insurance will delight your loved ones and dependents, because money is good for them. If life insurance weren\u2019t a big deal, it wouldn\u2019t be a plot point in so many movies. I don’t remember if it\u2019s a plot point in Ghost-Rider: Spirit of Vengeance<\/em>.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

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        1. Blu-ray copies of <\/strong>Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer<\/em><\/strong><\/li>\r\n<\/ol>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

          Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer<\/em> is a better movie than either Ghost-Rider <\/em>film. Ioan Gruffudd is a tour de force as Mister Fantastic. Chris Evans delights as the Human Torch. Stan Lee is a revelation as \u201cRejected Wedding Guest.\u201d Watching this movie will make you feel dumb for buying hundreds of copies of the comparatively underwhelming Nicolas Cage vehicle. You\u2019ll stop buying them after that, but only for a couple weeks.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

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          1. Cocaine<\/strong><\/li>\r\n<\/ol>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

            Cocaine is awesome. You think they could have made Ghost-Rider: Spirit of Vengeance <\/em>without cocaine?<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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