{"id":6825,"date":"2024-11-29T14:14:08","date_gmt":"2024-11-29T20:14:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6825"},"modified":"2025-10-27T23:22:30","modified_gmt":"2025-10-28T04:22:30","slug":"shady-dealer-officially-broke-turns-to-shady-dealings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2024\/11\/29\/shady-dealer-officially-broke-turns-to-shady-dealings\/","title":{"rendered":"Shady Dealer Officially Broke; Turns to Shady Dealings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In a series of events that will surprise no one, the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Chicago Shady Dealer<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> has officially declared itself broke. The newspaper has been plagued by a plethora of financial woes, such as a dwindling RSO budget, rising production costs, and an increase in undisclosed expenses, rumored to be contributions to the \u201cBring the Ducks Back to the Pond Foundation\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In order to stay afloat, the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dealer<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2019s editors<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">have resorted to a series of shady dealings. So far, there have been reports of a copy editor selling solutions to MATH 15300 problem sets, an editor-in-chief selling amphetamines to underage students, and a deputy layout editor profiting from smuggling Russian gas into the United States in violation of sanctions imposed following the Russian invasion of Ukraine.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In response to a request for comment, Dean of the College Melina Hale was visibly shocked, stating, \u201cI would have never thought that the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Shady Dealer<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, such a reputable organization, would be involved in such shady dealings. This issue will be examined thoroughly.\u201d To this day, she has not yet done anything to address these sordid transactions.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There have been reports of a copy editor selling solutions to MATH 15300 problem sets, an editor-in-chief selling amphetamines to underage students, and a deputy layout editor profiting from smuggling Russian gas into the United States in violation of sanctions imposed following the Russian invasion of Ukraine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2090,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2090"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6825"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7306,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6825\/revisions\/7306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}