{"id":6800,"date":"2024-11-14T14:57:58","date_gmt":"2024-11-14T20:57:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6800"},"modified":"2024-11-14T14:57:59","modified_gmt":"2024-11-14T20:57:59","slug":"incoming-first-year-didnt-realize-hed-actually-have-to-do-his-psets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2024\/11\/14\/incoming-first-year-didnt-realize-hed-actually-have-to-do-his-psets\/","title":{"rendered":"Incoming First-Year Didn\u2019t Realize He\u2019d Actually Have to Do His Psets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Now despondent after realizing that his Psets were part of his grade, Bartholomew Wiggins, a first-year, claimed that he \u201cthought it was just practice.\u201d Wiggins, who has skipped the majority of his chemistry lectures, has become aware that his A- in high school Honors Chemistry is not enough to \u201cjust wing it\u201d on the final exam.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When questioned about why he felt confident in skipping lectures, Wiggins responded, \u201cI just feel like I was born with natural chemistry talent so I shouldn&#8217;t have to bore myself with non-essential things, like classes, or my homework.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI always thought that Bart had so much potential&#8230; Now I see that he was just fucked all along,\u201d said Dewey Higgins, Wiggins\u2019 roommate, who has been doing his homework for him.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cChemistry has always been my passion,\u201d said Wiggins, \u201cI just want to delve deeper into it and not waste time on these formalities.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI always thought that Bart had so much potential&#8230; Now I see that he was just fucked all along,\u201d said Dewey Higgins, Wiggins\u2019 roommate, who has been doing his homework for him.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2089,"featured_media":6801,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6800"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2089"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6800"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6803,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6800\/revisions\/6803"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}