{"id":6795,"date":"2024-11-13T09:36:00","date_gmt":"2024-11-13T15:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6795"},"modified":"2024-11-11T08:40:14","modified_gmt":"2024-11-11T14:40:14","slug":"sorry-cool-rso-just-one-friend-group-that-hates-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2024\/11\/13\/sorry-cool-rso-just-one-friend-group-that-hates-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry! Cool RSO Just One Friend Group That Hates You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Unfortunately for you, reports have recently come in that all the cool RSOs you were interested in joining are actually just tightly-knit, impenetrable friend groups. What&#8217;s more, they all hate you specifically.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Says one RSO leader, Justin Brightington, \u201cYeah, we all bonded when a Breakfast Club-like series of events led to us being trapped in Ex Libris overnight. Yep, what a crazy start to UChicago Consulting Phoenix Fund. Man, when we ate that day-old croissant\u2026Oh my, we have fun.\u201d Brightington dissolved into laughter for approximately 2 minutes. \u201cNo new members,\u201d he clarified.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYeah, if you weren\u2019t in Chenn House in Fall 2021, respectfully fuck right off,\u201d said Charlie Collage, Chief Outreach Officer of the Maroon Scrapbooking Circle. \u201cEspecially you,\u201d he added, looking you up and down.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cOur meeting schedule? Oh, we don\u2019t really do \u2018meetings,\u2019\u201d Eliza Winde told you, in regard to her RSO, the Undergraduate Chicago Oboe Association. \u201cWe mostly just hang out after the class that we all have together. The oboe class. It\u2019s not really your vibe.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Getting desperate, you spoke to Vince Flat, secretary of UChicago Beat Poetry Society. \u201cWell, I guess we <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">technically<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> have a listhost,\u201d Flat said. \u201cBut what\u2019s the point of a listhost when you already have an awesome Snapchat group chat? You can send each other memes <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">and <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">plan discussion circles on Di Prima!\u201d When you informed him that you don\u2019t have Snapchat, the secretary had some helpful advice: \u201cOh, too bad. Get Snapchat, man. That\u2019s where it\u2019s at.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWell there\u2019s always the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Chicago Shady Dealer<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">,\u201d you told yourself. \u201cI heard they\u2019re open to everyone. Maybe even me.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Yeah, well, pretty much anyone can join, I guess. 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