{"id":6717,"date":"2024-10-15T13:11:50","date_gmt":"2024-10-15T18:11:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6717"},"modified":"2024-10-15T13:11:50","modified_gmt":"2024-10-15T18:11:50","slug":"practicals-and-other-words-to-say-at-your-house-table-so-people-know-youre-cool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2024\/10\/15\/practicals-and-other-words-to-say-at-your-house-table-so-people-know-youre-cool\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cPracticals\u201d and Other Words to Say at Your House Table So People Know You\u2019re Cool"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Practicals: This apparently has something to do with the biz-econ major. Hopefully, people will think you\u2019re a third year in disguise and not just stressed about getting into a club.<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. Percentile: Essential when mentioning the intricacies of your SAT score.<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. Cognitive: Wow, somebody\u2019s really paying attention in Mind!<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. Equity: Has the distinct advantage of suggesting either social justice or corporate greed depending on who you\u2019re talking to.<\/span><\/li>\n
  5. Free expression: Remember, UChicago thinks it\u2019s essential so you\u2019d better say it a lot, just to be safe.<\/span><\/li>\n
  6. Demure: Honestly, this one is outdated. It used to be UChicago code for super cool and interesting, but now you just seem like a loser on TikTok.<\/span><\/li>\n
  7. Coffee: Studies show a 100% correlation between drinking coffee and being cool, so you better get used to it.<\/span><\/li>\n
  8. Well, actually: Guarantees that people will be glad for your enlightened takes on anything and everything about their own lives, and not that you will come off as a mansplaining \u201cthat kid.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n
  9. Yoierkd: The newest gen alpha slang word! Use as often as physically possible.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Practicals: This apparently has something to do with the biz-econ major. Hopefully, people will think you\u2019re a third year in disguise and not just stressed about getting into a club.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2083,"featured_media":6720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6717"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2083"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6717"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6721,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6717\/revisions\/6721"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}