{"id":6660,"date":"2024-10-01T12:36:17","date_gmt":"2024-10-01T17:36:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6660"},"modified":"2024-10-01T12:46:55","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T17:46:55","slug":"of-course-i-drank-in-high-school-says-first-year-attempting-to-open-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2024\/10\/01\/of-course-i-drank-in-high-school-says-first-year-attempting-to-open-beer\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Of Course I Drank in High School\u201d Says First-Year Attempting to Open Beer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">First year Aaron Gibson made waves this past week when he informed his housemates that he had, in fact, consumed alcohol in high school.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The declaration, which came as Gibson struggled to open the tab on a can of Budweiser Lite, provoked a flurry of excited speculation in the Rustandy house lounge.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYeah, I drank a ton in high school,\u201d Gibson said to a group that had gathered in the lounge, \u201cI drank so much that vodka came out of my eyes. That\u2019s a thing when you drink a lot. I know, because it happened to me.\u201d At this point in the conversation, Gibson began jabbing the can of beer with his dorm room key, in an apparent attempt to shotgun it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Some, however, cast doubt on Gibson\u2019s claims about his past. \u201cI\u2019ve known Aaron for a long time,\u201d said Roy Martindale, who had attended the same New York private high school as Gibson. \u201cI never saw Aaron drink even once, not ever. One time I saw him eat glue and then have an allergic reaction\u2026so I guess there\u2019s that.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When asked what drinking feels like, Gibson stated that it \u201cmakes your mouth really sticky, gums up your throat, and sticks to your hands and clothes.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">By press time, Gibson had reportedly snuck into Jimmy\u2019s and ordered \u201cone glass of alcohol\u201d from the bartender.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cYeah, I drank a ton in high school,\u201d Gibson said to a group that had gathered in the lounge, \u201cI drank so much that vodka came out of my eyes. That\u2019s a thing when you drink a lot. I know, because it happened to me.\u201d At this point in the conversation, Gibson began jabbing the can of beer with his dorm room key, in an apparent attempt to shotgun it.<\/p>\n<p>Some, however, cast doubt on Gibson\u2019s claims about his past. \u201cI\u2019ve known Aaron for a long time,\u201d said Roy Martindale, who had attended the same New York private high school as Gibson. \u201cI never saw Aaron drink even once, not ever. One time I saw him eat glue and then have an allergic reaction\u2026so I guess there\u2019s that.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2081,"featured_media":6661,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-campus-life","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2081"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6660"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6665,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6660\/revisions\/6665"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}