{"id":6647,"date":"2024-06-05T17:41:15","date_gmt":"2024-06-05T22:41:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6647"},"modified":"2024-06-04T20:44:39","modified_gmt":"2024-06-05T01:44:39","slug":"mozart-annihilates-beethoven-in-searing-new-diss-track-piano-sonata-no-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/05\/mozart-annihilates-beethoven-in-searing-new-diss-track-piano-sonata-no-9\/","title":{"rendered":"Mozart Annihilates Beethoven in Searing New Diss Track \u201cPiano Sonata No. 9\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">December 11, 1778<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">AUSTRIA\u2013 The biggest music beef of 1790 just had its most exciting update yet. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart utterly destroyed longtime rival Ludwig Van Beethoven with the smash track \u201cPiano Sonata No. 9.\u201d The song features disses such as \u201cBetter take some notes on your treble clef \/ I listen to your songs like \u2018is this guy deaf?\u2019\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Strife between the two has been going on since Mozart\u2019s \u201cTwinkle Twinkle Little Star,\u201d the lyrics of which Beethoven proclaimed in a pamphlet distributed about town to be\u201cweak as shit\u201d and \u201cbaby stuff.\u201d In \u201cPiano Sonata,\u201d Mozart responded to this claim directly, \u201cYou talk all that shit about \u2018Twinkle Twinkle Little Star\u2019 \/ Bro I\u2019m just wondering who the twinkle fuck you are.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Beethoven has yet to officially respond to the diss, but potential lyrics of his response have been leaked. One couplet states, \u201cWolfy couldn\u2019t even bed a maid \/ After the show I gotta sweep all these corsets off my stage.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AUSTRIA\u2013 The biggest music beef of 1790 just had its most exciting update yet. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart utterly destroyed longtime rival Ludwig Van Beethoven with the smash track \u201cPiano Sonata No. 9.\u201d The song features disses such as \u201cBetter take some notes on your treble clef \/ I listen to your songs like \u2018is this guy deaf?\u2019\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6648,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6647"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6647"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6649,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6647\/revisions\/6649"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}