{"id":6616,"date":"2024-05-23T16:37:39","date_gmt":"2024-05-23T21:37:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6616"},"modified":"2024-05-23T16:37:39","modified_gmt":"2024-05-23T21:37:39","slug":"nepo-baby-alert-kings-son-is-named-new-king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/23\/nepo-baby-alert-kings-son-is-named-new-king\/","title":{"rendered":"Nepo Baby Alert! King\u2019s Son Is Named New King"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">October 11, 1300<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">THE PALACE \u2013 What a rip off! It was announced today that the next king of the realm would be the current king\u2019s dipshit son. In a move critics are calling \u201ca blow to meritocratic values,\u201d royal officials declared that the crown would pass to the King\u2019s first-born son after the King died.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cEveryone knows the Prince got where he is because of his dad,\u201d said one peasant, who asked for anonymity lest he be arrested and hung upside down by his ankles in the town square. \u201cThe Prince likes to pretend that it was all because of hard work and gumption, but he had a leg up on basically everyone in becoming king.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sources within the palace have provided <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ye Olde Shady Dealer <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">with resumes submitted for consideration to become king. While some candidates for the throne showed impressive previous experience in governing, the Prince\u2019s CV was a single page document with the words \u201cDON\u2019T YOU KNOW WHO MY DAD IS?\u201d written at the top. One hopes the Prince won\u2019t bring this sense of entitlement with him when he is given the title Sovereign King of the Realm.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cEveryone knows the Prince got where he is because of his dad,\u201d said one peasant, who asked for anonymity lest he be arrested and hung upside down by his ankles in the town square. \u201cThe Prince likes to pretend that it was all because of hard work and gumption, but he had a leg up on basically everyone in becoming king.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6617,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-historical-issue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6616"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6616\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6618,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6616\/revisions\/6618"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}