{"id":6567,"date":"2024-04-02T12:47:23","date_gmt":"2024-04-02T17:47:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6567"},"modified":"2024-03-31T19:52:00","modified_gmt":"2024-04-01T00:52:00","slug":"new-website-offers-bookings-for-north-apartments-15-years-in-advance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2024\/04\/02\/new-website-offers-bookings-for-north-apartments-15-years-in-advance\/","title":{"rendered":"New Website Offers Bookings for North Apartments 15 Years in Advance!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">On Tuesday, second-year bizcon students Bryan Johnson and Ryan Johnston launched their new website Futurismo, an advance booking system for apartments in Campus\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">North. After last year\u2019s regrettable incident in which five upperclassmen were killed in pistol duels at dawn over the last available North apartment, the young men saw an amazing opportunity.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWe found a gap in the market and bullied a comp sci student into building us a website so we could exploit it,\u201d said Johnston. Two weeks later, Futurismo was up and running, well in advance of the upcoming housing lottery. With a price inflation of only 2000% on the usual housing fees, it&#8217;s truly a steal. Johnston refused to comment on how much of that price inflation would be taken for profit.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWe expect a huge boom of initial users,\u201d said Johnson. \u201cAnd we\u2019ve even included an AI therapy chatbot trained in de-escalation to quell the violence that will inevitably break out.\u201d The chatbot was only trained on episodes of Real Housewives, yet Johnson is hopeful that it has learned enough about peaceful problem-solving to prevent further bloodshed.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Currently, the website can accommodate a fifteen-year waitlist, but Johnston hopes to increase it to 200 years \u201conce we learn to count that high.\u201d Currently, they have no plans of expanding Futurismo to include any other dorms.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Tuesday, second-year bizcon students Bryan Johnson and Ryan Johnston launched their new website Futurismo, an advance booking system for apartments in Campus\u00a0North.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2081,"featured_media":6568,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-campus-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2081"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6567"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6570,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6567\/revisions\/6570"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}