{"id":6491,"date":"2024-02-07T10:34:03","date_gmt":"2024-02-07T16:34:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6491"},"modified":"2024-02-07T10:34:03","modified_gmt":"2024-02-07T16:34:03","slug":"non-stem-majors-cheat-in-weird-moon-class","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2024\/02\/07\/non-stem-majors-cheat-in-weird-moon-class\/","title":{"rendered":"Non-Stem Majors Cheat in Weird Moon Class"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Celestial controversy dawned at the University last quarter, as students taking popular core class \u201cEarth as a Planet: Exploring Our Place in the Universe\u201d faced allegations of academic dishonesty regarding the flagship moon journal assignment. Often regarded as an \u201ceasy A\u201d for non-science majors seeking to meet their physical sciences requirement, athletes and artists alike were surprised by the difficulty of the moon journal, namely its \u201ccomplexity,\u201d \u201crigor\u201d and \u201cintricacies involving looking at the moon and drawing a little picture.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cSo basically we had to write 15 journal entries. Easy, right?\u201d said second-year Creative Writing major Sara Smith. \u201cBut the only topic Professor Cisela gave us was all, like, scientific and stuff. I was totally lost. I never thought I would have trouble meeting a word count but here we are.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI always did the moon journal in between my sets,\u201d agreed self-identified econ bro Chad Rogers. \u201cI go to the gym at night, so I had to wait until then to do it, which made the moon hard to see since it was so dark out.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Naturally, some acts of dishonesty were more reprehensible than others. One anonymous third-year who majors in East Asian Languages and Culture and lives in Room 312 in Flint house in Max P stated, \u201cI thought ChatGPT was well trained enough to know about the fucking moon. I mean, come on.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This individual is among the many who confessed to their terrestrial transgressions, and had to wax and wane for the final, now worth 50% of their quarter grade.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When asked about their key takeaway from this experience, the student stated, \u201cThe moon has little gray spots on it if you look really close. That\u2019s pretty tight.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Naturally, some acts of dishonesty were more reprehensible than others. One anonymous third-year who majors in East Asian Languages and Culture and lives in Room 312 in Flint house in Max P stated, \u201cI thought ChatGPT was well trained enough to know about the fucking moon. I mean, come on.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2080,"featured_media":6492,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6491"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2080"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6491"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6493,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6491\/revisions\/6493"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}