{"id":6484,"date":"2024-01-07T18:46:52","date_gmt":"2024-01-08T00:46:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6484"},"modified":"2024-01-07T18:46:52","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T00:46:52","slug":"uchicago-football-loses-to-club-rugby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2024\/01\/07\/uchicago-football-loses-to-club-rugby\/","title":{"rendered":"UChicago Football Loses to Club Rugby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">History was made on Amos Alonzo Stagg Field this Saturday afternoon. To keep players in shape during a rare off week, UChicago Football scheduled a scrimmage against UC Men\u2019s Rugby.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Will Tackleman, club rugby\u2019s fourth-year captain, said, \u201cMost of us have never played football before, but we thought this would be a good team-building event for the guys.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tackleman\u2019s mother, the game\u2019s sole spectator, kindly gave the Dealer a summary: \u201cIt was quite uneventful, to be honest. It looked like the rugby boys chose to play without a quarterback and instead tried to lateral their way down the field. Or they just didn\u2019t know the rules.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Either way, UC Men\u2019s Rugby managed to kick a field goal and win the game 3-0. A wide receiver, who wished to remain anonymous, blamed varsity football\u2019s multitude of dropped passes on the fact that the opposing team\u2019s shorts were \u201cdistractingly short.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Unfortunately, the <em>Dealer<\/em> was unable to find student witnesses to the game. One rugby player said, \u201cwhat happened on the field stays on that field.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will Tackleman, club rugby\u2019s fourth-year captain, said, \u201cMost of us have never played football before, but we thought this would be a good team-building event for the guys.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6485,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6484"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6484\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6486,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6484\/revisions\/6486"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}