{"id":6442,"date":"2023-12-03T19:29:34","date_gmt":"2023-12-04T01:29:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6442"},"modified":"2023-12-03T19:29:50","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T01:29:50","slug":"epic-new-freshmen-charter-new-frat-omega-omega-omega","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/03\/epic-new-freshmen-charter-new-frat-omega-omega-omega\/","title":{"rendered":"EPIC NEW FRESHMEN CHARTER NEW FRAT OMEGA OMEGA OMEGA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hey guys, it\u2019s Albek here. You might know me from Hum. That riff on the Epic of Gilgamesh I did was sick! All my homies loved it. And you would love all the boys at my new club, or frat, or whatever. It\u2019s called OMEGA OMEGA OMEGA. Or OOO for short. You can be impressed, it\u2019s okay. You know how Omega is like the end all be all of masculinity? Like, Alpha Delta Phi, you\u2019re not Omega! Phi Beta Kappa, you\u2019re the same! You don\u2019t even know how to cower beneath your overlords, hahaha! If you thought about joining some poser frat, you should join us instead, because instead of us having a national tradition, enforced social hierarchies, and events, we\u2019ll have nights where you give us p-set answers and we hit on your girlfriend. But in a totally rad way.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Anyways, me and my boys are buying this apartment in Solstice cause we don\u2019t like living in I-House and we thought it would be really cool to cram as many people in there as possible. Imagine &#8211; you get to stay in Solstice, for the same price as staying in Solstice, while living with all your best friends and paying for our Warhammer 40k addiction. Think of all the sick tourneys we can host! You won\u2019t believe the smell we\u2019ll be able to leak into our neighbor\u2019s rooms, haha. It\u2019ll be epic. We\u2019re also gonna start a TikTok channel to show off our minis. We\u2019re gonna be doing epic dances and stuff. It\u2019ll be a great time. The only thing is that girls can\u2019t be invited to dance nights. Our buddy Jacob is getting over his ex, and if he dances in the presence of a girl he might not be so downtrodden anymore. That would make him less funny. He\u2019s so funny right now, dude. You\u2019re gonna love this guy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Anyways yeah, we might have our parents over sometimes. We all hate them lmao, they\u2019re such a bother but if they\u2019re going to give us the money to buy the Solstice apartment we\u2019re going to need to suck up to them. By the way, it\u2019s totally okay if you invite friends that need to crash, we understand. We\u2019re already used to living in cramped conditions in the coffins on campus. Did I say coffins? I meant something else. Beds. Yes, we have limited space in the dorms and our apartment and it\u2019s covered with beds. Not coffins. Dude, don\u2019t chicken out, we share blood, don\u2019t we? Yeah, like brothers. Like fraternities. Not in a vampire way haha we\u2019re all alive in the apartment. No undead allowed! Please don\u2019t bring garlic.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyways, me and my boys are buying this apartment in Solstice cause we don\u2019t like living in I-House and we thought it would be really cool to cram as many people in there as possible. Imagine &#8211; you get to stay in Solstice, for the same price as staying in Solstice, while living with all your best friends and paying for our Warhammer 40k addiction. Think of all the sick tourneys we can host! You won\u2019t believe the smell we\u2019ll be able to leak into our neighbor\u2019s rooms, haha. It\u2019ll be epic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2080,"featured_media":6444,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6442"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2080"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6442"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6446,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6442\/revisions\/6446"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}