{"id":6399,"date":"2023-11-07T18:57:26","date_gmt":"2023-11-08T00:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6399"},"modified":"2023-11-06T19:01:00","modified_gmt":"2023-11-07T01:01:00","slug":"record-breaking-o-mance-lasts-an-astonishing-2-weeks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/11\/07\/record-breaking-o-mance-lasts-an-astonishing-2-weeks\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cRecord-breaking\u201d O-Mance Lasts an Astonishing 2 Weeks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">WOODLAWN RESIDENTIAL COMMONS \u2013 Judges from Ripley\u2019s Believe It or Not arrived on campus this afternoon to certify a breathtaking new record: the longest O-Week relationship. The record, held by first years Lisa Summers and Kyle Morris, beats the previous benchmark by 3 days. \u201cIt was the classic story,\u201d Morris said. \u201cBoy meets girl, boy exchanges dozens of Snapchats with girl, boy loses girl.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Summers concurred, \u201cI\u2019ll always cherish the days I spent with Kyle \u2013 from the time we were making out and our teeth accidentally clicked against each other, to the other time we were making out and our teeth accidentally clicked against each other.\u201d The record-breaking relationship, which had been all the talk of the Rustandy House lounge, reportedly ended yesterday due to the desire to meet new people and \u201cthe second law of thermodynamics.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summers concurred, \u201cI\u2019ll always cherish the days I spent with Kyle \u2013 from the time we were making out and our teeth accidentally clicked against each other, to the other time we were making out and our teeth accidentally clicked against each other.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2081,"featured_media":6400,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6399"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2081"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6399"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6401,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6399\/revisions\/6401"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}