{"id":6302,"date":"2023-05-16T14:48:26","date_gmt":"2023-05-16T19:48:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6302"},"modified":"2025-10-27T23:20:35","modified_gmt":"2025-10-28T04:20:35","slug":"model-un-becomes-too-powerful-overthrows-real-un","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/05\/16\/model-un-becomes-too-powerful-overthrows-real-un\/","title":{"rendered":"Model UN Becomes Too Powerful; Overthrows Real UN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">NEW YORK \u2014 In an unprecedented turn of events, the Model United Nations became powerful enough Thursday to overthrow the real United Nations, after passing a new resolution which allowed the model delegates to invade the UN headquarters. The debut United Nations overlords have already announced the establishment of a Newer World Order, which will drastically reshape the geopolitical landscape.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cEverything will become so much better now,\u201d model French delegate Adam Smith&nbsp; stated, right before voting on a resolution transforming the European Union into a Maoist one-party state. This is just one of a series of bold resolutions, aiming to completely transform the world. Another resolution under consideration by the General Assembly proposes a battle royale between all national leaders, with the winner crowned Emperor of Earth. Meanwhile, the newly-founded Inter-Religious Committee has already passed a resolution to send a mission to spread Islam to Mercury.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">World leaders have expressed deep concern about the new developments. U.S. President Joe Biden announced plans to retake the UN headquarters at a press conference Thursday afternoon, but they have been complicated by a new resolution granting the headquarters and the delegates invisibility. The new UN said in a statement that it is always ready to \u201cdo a little trolling\u201d to anyone that tries to dissolve the new body, and has already purchased a Twitter Blue account in an effort to shore up its legitimacy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A poll organized by the new United Nations shows overwhelming support for the new United Nations, with 99.89% of the world\u2019s population approving the change in power. Reportedly, the remaining 0.11% is concentrated entirely in Switzerland and can thus be safely ignored. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another resolution under consideration by the General Assembly proposes a battle royale between all national leaders, with the winner crowned Emperor of Earth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2090,"featured_media":6303,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2090"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6302"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7304,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6302\/revisions\/7304"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}