{"id":6291,"date":"2023-05-12T15:00:12","date_gmt":"2023-05-12T20:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6291"},"modified":"2023-05-09T12:35:26","modified_gmt":"2023-05-09T17:35:26","slug":"a-guide-to-emotionally-preparing-for-canvas-notifications","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/05\/12\/a-guide-to-emotionally-preparing-for-canvas-notifications\/","title":{"rendered":"A Guide to Emotionally Preparing for Canvas Notifications"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Close your eyes and count to ten<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Whether you see, \u201cA comment has been made on your submission,\u201d or, \u201cAssignment Graded: Pset 4 Gradarius,\u201d flash on your phone, it\u2019s best to approach it with a clear mind. Remember: only a select few Canvas notifications will actually reduce you to tears.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Call your parents<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You had them in high school, maybe you can still lean on them! If you feel like you\u2019re relying too much on them, remember that this has always been and always will be their unspoken duty. Ask them to move to Chicago.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Use some digital nicotine<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That\u2019s what we like to call YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, or anything else to relax after a long arduous day. Even Reddit\u2014nope, never mind, not that. A couple hours of mindless scrolling should take your mind off of what\u2019s to come.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Use some actual nicotine<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nothing takes the \u201cstress\u201d out of \u201cdistress\u201d like a good old vape. Hey, at least it\u2019s not TikTok.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Repeat to yourself: \u201cHow bad can it be?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Verbalizing your fears can help you manage them and calm you down. Remember not to actually think about how bad it can be.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Bite the bullet and click on it<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When you do, just remember: it\u2019s okay, the curve will help. At least it\u2019ll help a little\u2026 <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Close your eyes and count to ten Whether you see, \u201cA comment has been made on your submission,\u201d or, \u201cAssignment Graded: Pset 4 Gradarius,\u201d flash on your phone, it\u2019s best to approach it with a clear mind. Remember: only a select few Canvas notifications will actually reduce you to tears. &nbsp; Call your parents You had them in high school, maybe you can still lean on them! If you feel like you\u2019re relying too much on them, remember that this has always been and always will be their unspoken duty. Ask them to move to Chicago. &nbsp; Use some digital nicotine That\u2019s what we like to call YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, or anything else to relax after a long arduous day. Even Reddit\u2014nope, never mind, not that. A couple hours of mindless scrolling should take your mind off of what\u2019s to come. &nbsp; Use some actual nicotine Nothing takes the \u201cstress\u201d out of \u201cdistress\u201d like a good old vape. Hey, at least it\u2019s not TikTok. &nbsp; Repeat to yourself: \u201cHow bad can it be?\u201d Verbalizing your fears can help you manage them and calm you down. Remember not to actually think about how bad it can be. &nbsp; Bite the bullet and click on it When you do, just remember: it\u2019s okay, the curve will help. 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