{"id":6266,"date":"2023-05-07T15:00:27","date_gmt":"2023-05-07T20:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6266"},"modified":"2023-04-25T17:02:16","modified_gmt":"2023-04-25T22:02:16","slug":"missing-half-an-assistant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/05\/07\/missing-half-an-assistant\/","title":{"rendered":"Missing: Half an Assistant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">PENNSYLVANIA \u2014 We are sad to report that half of one Cecelia Kasso, magician\u2019s assistant, has gone missing in the previous week. Height 2\u201910\u201d, wearing high heels and half a dress. Last seen being sawed in half by one Harry Houdini, before announcing he would \u201cmake it disappear\u201d to an enthralled audience. The <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dealer<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2019s sources report she had recently demanded a pay raise.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Eyewitnesses reported the body could be identified by \u201ca telltale mole above the left ankle,\u201d its signature knee-high red socks, and, of course, by \u201cbeing two severed and disembodied legs.\u201d If found, please contact the top half of Cecelia Kasso, 327 Fifth Ave, Pittsburgh, PA.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last seen being sawed in half by one Harry Houdini, before announcing he would \u201cmake it disappear\u201d to an enthralled audience.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6267,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-historical-issue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6266"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6268,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6266\/revisions\/6268"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}