{"id":6260,"date":"2023-05-05T16:00:44","date_gmt":"2023-05-05T21:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6260"},"modified":"2023-04-25T16:57:17","modified_gmt":"2023-04-25T21:57:17","slug":"grunk-invent-weapon-nation-frighten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/05\/05\/grunk-invent-weapon-nation-frighten\/","title":{"rendered":"Grunk Invent Weapon, Nation Frighten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">CAVE \u2014 According reports out cave other day, man name Grunk invent best weapon. Per eyewitness, weapon big scary weapon look like rock. Grunk wield pointy weapon in order steal food.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cAm not share design schematic of weapon,\u201d Grunk say to <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dealer<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. \u201cI important think to enforce natural monopoly.\u201d Grunk threaten reporter. \u201cGive berries or Grunk hit weapon.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Many very frightened by weapon exist. \u201cFavor disarmament. Would prefer head not bash in,\u201d say woman, name no important. \u201cAm want weapon have self,\u201d say Klop. \u201cAlso want Grunk no use weapon.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Research into make new weapon also encounter dead end, as Grunk hit researcher, and researcher end up dead.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI important think to enforce natural monopoly.\u201d Grunk threaten reporter. \u201cGive berries or Grunk hit weapon.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6261,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-historical-issue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6260"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6262,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6260\/revisions\/6262"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}