{"id":6257,"date":"2023-05-05T14:00:05","date_gmt":"2023-05-05T19:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6257"},"modified":"2023-04-25T16:55:07","modified_gmt":"2023-04-25T21:55:07","slug":"romanian-government-ranks-safest-campus-bathrooms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/05\/05\/romanian-government-ranks-safest-campus-bathrooms\/","title":{"rendered":"Romanian Government Ranks Safest Campus Bathrooms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">20 MAY 1991 \u2013 The Romanian government has released a ranking of the \u201csafest bathrooms\u201d at the University of Chicago. Normally known for announcing the official news of their country, this surprise list has been widely distributed throughout Hyde Park.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThe Divinity School is ranked number one. Which is cool, I guess. But the weird thing is \u2013 and I know it says top five \u2013 but this pamphlet doesn\u2019t rank any other bathroom,\u201d second year Joshua Nimbles points out \u2013 who picked up the issue after noticing a plane dropping thousands of copies across the quad.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019m only going to use the Div. School bathroom from now on,\u201d says a Romanian Professor who specializes in the history of religion. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Dealer<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> interviewer forgot to get his name, but knows it would have looked beautiful engraved in the third-floor corridor of Swift Hall. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Normally known for announcing the official news of their country, this surprise list has been widely distributed throughout Hyde Park.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6258,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-historical-issue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6257"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6259,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6257\/revisions\/6259"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}