{"id":6239,"date":"2023-05-02T13:00:37","date_gmt":"2023-05-02T18:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6239"},"modified":"2023-04-25T16:38:40","modified_gmt":"2023-04-25T21:38:40","slug":"third-crusades-the-charm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/05\/02\/third-crusades-the-charm\/","title":{"rendered":"Third Crusade\u2019s The Charm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Muslim forces have occupied OUR Holy Lands for too long. It\u2019s been an arduous hundred and fifty years but I\u2019m pretty confident we\u2019ll be able to reclaim it this time. I, Pope Eugene III, have assembled an army of the best-trained Christian soldiers in the history of the world, and they are beginning their steady march to Jerusalem as we speak.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cNow, Holy Father,\u201d you might say, \u201cthat\u2019s insane. Christian forces have <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">never<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> won a single crusade for the Holy Lands!\u201d Well, this crusade is different. This time, we will have the full might of the one true God on our side. Sure, past crusaders thought they did too, but they were wrong about one obscure element of theology and that\u2019s why they had spears shoved through their torsos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If you follow me thousands of miles away from your homeland, I personally promise that together we\u2019ll put the fear of God into the heart of countless infidels and definitely not run out of supplies and starve.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s been an arduous hundred and fifty years but I\u2019m pretty confident we\u2019ll be able to reclaim it this time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6240,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-historical-issue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6239"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6241,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6239\/revisions\/6241"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}