{"id":6219,"date":"2023-04-28T14:00:08","date_gmt":"2023-04-28T19:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6219"},"modified":"2023-04-25T16:15:19","modified_gmt":"2023-04-25T21:15:19","slug":"how-to-block-your-ex-on-carrier-pigeon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/28\/how-to-block-your-ex-on-carrier-pigeon\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Block Your Ex on Carrier Pigeon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Have you been receiving carrier pigeons carrying passive-aggressive or emotionally charged messages from someone you\u2019d rather never hear from again? Here are several of our favorite ways you can prevent your ex from sending you carrier pigeons:<\/span><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><b>Shoot the pigeons<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. This one is pretty self explanatory. Dead birds tell no tales, and shooting a few should send a message to others to stay away. This method is pretty easy and low-cost \u2014 slingshots are available at your local hardware store \u2014 but not 100% fool-proof, as pigeons can still deliver messages before being shot and your accuracy probably isn\u2019t good enough.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><b>Shoot your ex.<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> This one is also pretty self explanatory. A dead ex can\u2019t deliver messages either. This one is a little more difficult than the first and a little less legal, but a lot more effective.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><b>Move.<\/b> Despite the wishes of Mark Cluckerberg, inventor of Carrier Pigeon, pigeons do not contain a comprehensive, real-time list of everyone\u2019s address (as far as YOU know). You can dodge them simply by living somewhere else instead. Simply walk the hundred miles to the next town over and get on with your life! This may result in somebody else receiving those messages from your ex, but, hey, at least it\u2019s not your problem anymore.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shoot the pigeons. This one is pretty self explanatory. Dead birds tell no tales, and shooting a few should send a message to others to stay away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6220,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-historical-issue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6219"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6222,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6219\/revisions\/6222"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}