{"id":6213,"date":"2023-04-27T14:00:07","date_gmt":"2023-04-27T19:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6213"},"modified":"2023-04-25T16:07:58","modified_gmt":"2023-04-25T21:07:58","slug":"cavepeople-enjoying-game-of-rock-rock-stone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/27\/cavepeople-enjoying-game-of-rock-rock-stone\/","title":{"rendered":"Cavepeople Enjoying Game of Rock, Rock, Stone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">FRANCE \u2014\u00a0 Two toddlers discovered a new cave on the edges of town, followed closely by a very concerned babysitter who had accidentally lost them in the park. Upon entering the cave, the babysitter saw \u201cweird crayon inscriptions on the walls\u201d and called the police.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Local authorities inspected the cave thoroughly, and contacted several famous detectives to investigate the mysterious etchings; \u201cThey\u2019re all just\u2026 colored-in circles,\u201d one detective said. \u201cSome larger than others. We\u2019ve never seen anything like this in history.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Another detective speculated, \u201cHonestly, I think that the cavemen were playing a newfangled game of rock, rock, stone. It would be a vast improvement over the classic children\u2019s game of rock, rock, rock.\u201d He added after a moment of thought. \u201cBut they probably clubbed each other on the head to see who\u2019d win \u2013 that\u2019s why the drawings look like they were done by two year olds.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It would be a vast improvement over the classic children\u2019s game of rock, rock, rock.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6214,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6213"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6213"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6215,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6213\/revisions\/6215"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}