{"id":6147,"date":"2023-04-17T15:00:28","date_gmt":"2023-04-17T20:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6147"},"modified":"2023-04-05T10:56:43","modified_gmt":"2023-04-05T15:56:43","slug":"six-scrumptious-ways-to-make-your-hum-crush-fall-in-love-with-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/17\/six-scrumptious-ways-to-make-your-hum-crush-fall-in-love-with-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Six Scrumptious Ways to Make Your HUM Crush Fall in Love with You"},"content":{"rendered":"

So you have a HUM crush. Whether it\u2019s the brooding way they sit in a corner and never speak in class, or the cocky tilt to their eyebrow when they take up the entire class period explaining trickle down economics, there\u2019s just something about that special someone in your 2-3:20 HUM section that just makes your heart (and other places) throb. There\u2019s one problem: You don\u2019t know how to approach them. Fear not, humble seeker of love! We posed this question to Phil Dixon\u2019s 9:30pm section of Philosophical Perspectives and compiled their responses in this handy article!<\/span><\/p>\n

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  1. Cora, who requested that we don\u2019t use her real name so as to not interfere with her burgeoning medical career, says: \u201cJust go up to them after class and talk to them about a point they made! I also find that joining the same writing seminar as them and criticizing their essays super hard makes it clear to them that you\u2019re paying attention. I told <\/span>my <\/span><\/i>HUM crush that his take on Descartes was the shittiest, most pathetic and unsubstantiated claim I\u2019d ever read in my life, and now he\u2019s always giving me this super dreamy intense look!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. Joule, a computer science major, suggests: \u201cTrauma dump during discussion.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. Alex, who lifts, declares: \u201cDO NOT TALK TO THEM. Acknowledging their existence is a sign of weakness and doesn\u2019t make you brooding, mysterious, or sexy to them at all. I\u2019m proud to say that, on the first day of winter quarter, I carefully selected my seat to optimize lack of interaction. I chose a seat perpendicular to my crush\u2019s so that I wouldn\u2019t have to look at them, but they would become transfixed by my sharp profile and elegant visage.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. Tyleigh, an aspiring lawyer, advises: \u201cSit right next to them and participate in class a lot so that they see you as the sharpest academic weapon in the armory.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  5. Jake, a self-published poet, recommends: \u201cStare at them unblinkingly and attempt to telepathically project your feelings into their mind. If they seem uncomfortable, then you know it\u2019s working, so stare harder. Soon, they will become so in love with you that they will start crossing the quad when they see you coming just to avoid combusting from how much their heart beats for you.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  6. Brock, who is pledging the Iron Key Society, asked us \u201cUhhh, can you repeat the question?\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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