{"id":6139,"date":"2023-04-14T15:00:09","date_gmt":"2023-04-14T20:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6139"},"modified":"2023-04-05T10:00:38","modified_gmt":"2023-04-05T15:00:38","slug":"new-shuttle-route-takes-you-to-a-date-with-pete-davidson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/14\/new-shuttle-route-takes-you-to-a-date-with-pete-davidson\/","title":{"rendered":"New Shuttle Route Takes You to a Date with Pete Davidson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The wild success of the new downtown shuttle recently inspired the administration to continue developing bus routes to cater to students\u2019 needs. In a new poll filled out by the UChicago student body, the results revealed that 30% of students asked for a shuttle to run along 55th, 50% of students asked for a shuttle running to Wicker Park and 97% of students asked for a shuttle route directly to a date with Pete Davidson. The destination is a mystery, but the promise of Pete Davidson should assuage any worry.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When asked about the proposed new route, student Laney Drorty said, \u201cYeah, I live on 55th and Drexel, and it takes me about twenty minutes to get to campus every day. It\u2019s a pretty hard commute, but nowhere near as hard as not having a convenient way to go on a date with Pete Davidson.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Though this measure was expected to send waves across the student body, the popularity of the initiative outshined any previous shuttle route Per a University spokesperson, those not attracted to Pete Davidson were either \u201clying to themselves\u201d or \u201cdesperate for his advice.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This sentiment was echoed in the students we interviewed. One second-year said, \u201cI\u2019ve had a lot of trouble figuring out women, and I was hoping Pete\u2019s advice would give me insight into my Simone de Beauvoir SOSC essay. I really need to pass.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Even professors are fans. We asked Professor Elizabeth Bennet in the English department whether she\u2019d rather have this shuttle route or the ten week quarter back. She said she would unequivocally take the shuttle route, and also cancel class on Thursday as that was her scheduled date with Pete Davidson.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">All in all, the administration considers this a huge success, and is considering a new shuttle line leading to a date with Pedro Pascal. Plans about a new shuttle line leading to a philosophical discussion of Karl Marx\u2019s works are also reportedly underway. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The destination is a mystery, but the promise of Pete Davidson should assuage any worry.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":902,"featured_media":6140,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-campus-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/902"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6139"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6141,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6139\/revisions\/6141"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}