{"id":6126,"date":"2023-04-08T15:00:22","date_gmt":"2023-04-08T20:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6126"},"modified":"2023-04-05T10:49:25","modified_gmt":"2023-04-05T15:49:25","slug":"second-much-nicer-couch-found-between-cushions-of-house-lounge-couch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/08\/second-much-nicer-couch-found-between-cushions-of-house-lounge-couch\/","title":{"rendered":"Second, Much-Nicer Couch Found Between Cushions of House Lounge Couch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">WOODLAWN \u2014 While cleaning out the couch in its house lounge Thursday, residents of Markovitz House were shocked to discover an object lodged between its cushions: a second, much-nicer couch. The excavation follows several other discoveries over the past year, which have unearthed various tchotchkes including a used condom, the loose ashes of several former house pets, as well as 14 copies of <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Balcony of Fog<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> by Rich Shapero.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">House resident Jules Mansueto initially claimed the nice couch, stating \u201cmine mine mine mine couch all mine.\u201d Mansueto later clarified that the couch was \u201ca heirloom from [his] legacy admit great-grandma\u201d and that it had been \u201clost since 1895\u201d. His claim is disputed by fellow resident Lily Regenstein-Boyer, who instead traces the couch\u2019s roots back to 2020, when her family donated $50,000 to the University for Markovitz\u2019s furniture expenses. Despite these claims, the Markovitz RH\u2019s have decided to keep the couch in the couch lounge next to the old couch.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">With the couch\u2019s cushions producing increasingly unlikely objects, Markovitz residents are excited. \u201cI can\u2019t wait for what we pull next time,\u201d said second-year Rafa Terrence. \u201cMaybe we\u2019ll even get counseling services.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While cleaning out the couch in its house lounge Thursday, residents of Markovitz House were shocked to discover an object lodged between its cushions: a second, much-nicer couch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":902,"featured_media":6160,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-campus-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/902"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6126"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6127,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6126\/revisions\/6127"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}