{"id":6121,"date":"2023-04-06T15:00:17","date_gmt":"2023-04-06T20:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6121"},"modified":"2023-04-04T23:39:52","modified_gmt":"2023-04-05T04:39:52","slug":"10-things-to-do-in-sosc-that-will-send-a-message-to-the-guy-that-ghosted-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/06\/10-things-to-do-in-sosc-that-will-send-a-message-to-the-guy-that-ghosted-you\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Things to Do in SOSC That Will Send a Message to the Guy That Ghosted You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Mention unnamed \u201cpast relationships\u201d in your points<\/strong><br \/>\n\u201cTo what degree can we rely on individual self-control? Well, my past romantic conquests have taught me that self-control is not reliable at all. There must be people in this room who can relate to that.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>Change every contact in your phone to \u201cNew Lover &lt;3,\u201d and text all your friends, \u201cThere\u2019s an emergency. Call me.\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\nMake sure to sit next to him and nudge your phone progressively closer to his laptop.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Steal his chair every class<\/strong><br \/>\nIf you don\u2019t have a place in his heart, he doesn\u2019t have a place in Harper 405.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Make direct eye contact while quoting Simone de Beauvoir<\/strong><br \/>\n\u201cThe Second Sex? That\u2019s so crazy because recently I have been having a lot of second sex and third sex and fourth sex and fifth sex and\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Drop a Bart Mart receipt for a pack of condoms and a Talenti Gelato<\/strong><br \/>\nCondoms are $5.99 at Jewel Osco and $59.99 at Bart Mart. But hey, it\u2019s only Maroon Dollars.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Draw a hickey on your neck with purple sharpie<\/strong><br \/>\nDon\u2019t freak out when your TA walks in on you doing this in the Harper third-floor single user.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Use any opportunity to discuss \u201cpretty privilege\u201d and your terrible personal experience with it (you have it)<\/strong><br \/>\nIt\u2019s soooo hard to discuss the dangers of capitalism when men just constantly offer to pay for your stuff.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Turn your brightness up and open up your (negative) STI test<\/strong><br \/>\nThey took one pee sample, and now you have twelve MyChart notifications confirming you don\u2019t have gonorrhea!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Say, \u201cYeah Marx actually said that capitalism has torn the family apart. I guess I can relate to that,\u201d and look over semi-wistfully<\/strong><br \/>\nHe was a Marxist, which explains why he always made you split the bill.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wail and sob and tear out your hair<\/strong><br \/>\nGo ahead. Let the feelings out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Say, \u201cYeah Marx actually said that capitalism has torn the family apart. I guess I can relate to that,\u201d and look over semi-wistfully.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":902,"featured_media":6122,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-campus-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/902"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6121"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6123,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6121\/revisions\/6123"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6122"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}