{"id":6103,"date":"2023-04-04T15:18:31","date_gmt":"2023-04-04T20:18:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6103"},"modified":"2023-03-21T14:21:48","modified_gmt":"2023-03-21T19:21:48","slug":"report-wrong-person-shirtless-at-point","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/04\/report-wrong-person-shirtless-at-point\/","title":{"rendered":"Report: Wrong Person Shirtless at Point"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">PROMONTORY POINT \u2014 Keith Phoebewallerbridge (no relation), a student who invited his hot friend to the Point, has \u201ctotally lost the gambit,\u201d say friends who were asked along as wingmen. Bystanders report that things appeared to be going well until \u201csome old guy\u201d decided to stand in front of Keith\u2019s picnic blanket and \u201cair out his tits [sic]\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cTo be fair, it was kind of cool how he took off his shirt,\u201d said a friend. \u201cIt usually takes me several excruciating minutes to fit my head through my shirt hole. But he did it all in one go, and only with one hand. It was so smooth, it almost made up for the sweat stains.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;He did it all in one go, and only with one hand. It was so smooth, it almost made up for the sweat stains.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6104,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lifestyle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6103"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6105,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6103\/revisions\/6105"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}