{"id":6094,"date":"2023-04-01T15:09:01","date_gmt":"2023-04-01T20:09:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6094"},"modified":"2023-03-29T21:44:24","modified_gmt":"2023-03-30T02:44:24","slug":"rh-family-adopts-dog-to-rub-it-in-students-faces","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/01\/rh-family-adopts-dog-to-rub-it-in-students-faces\/","title":{"rendered":"RH Family Adopts Dog \u201cTo Rub it in Students\u2019 Faces\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">WOODLAWN \u2014 Lieu House RHs Nicholas and Cassandra Dininghall (no relation) have reportedly adopted a young schnauzer, Fluffball, as a house pet \u201cjust because the students can\u2019t\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThe students aren\u2019t allowed to own pets, so we thought we\u2019d lord it over them by adopting a lovable, huggable puppy,\u201d said Nicholas. \u201cWe\u2019re showing dominance, which is really important to us as RHs. We possess what the students desire. They are nothing compared to us. He\u2019s also adorable and eats cheese in a really funny way.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Reactions to the new house pet have been negative. \u201cSure, Fluffball is semi-adorable,\u201d conceded one student, \u201cbut every time he comes over to the house table the RHs start pointing at individual students and declaring them \u2018dogless scum.\u2019 It kinda kills the mood.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Early reports indicate the Dininghalls are thrilled with the success of their student-enraging scheme, and are in the early stages of planning a follow-up act. \u201cWe\u2019re trying to have children,\u201d Cassandra remarked. \u201cThat\u2019ll really remind them that it\u2019s just our job to like them, and they\u2019ll never be anything close to family. \u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWe\u2019re showing dominance, which is really important to us as RHs. We possess what the students desire.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6118,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-campus-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6094"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6096,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6094\/revisions\/6096"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}