{"id":6029,"date":"2023-03-16T14:50:32","date_gmt":"2023-03-16T19:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6029"},"modified":"2023-03-16T14:15:10","modified_gmt":"2023-03-16T19:15:10","slug":"self-proclaimed-worlds-tallest-man-just-matched-with-you-on-tinder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/16\/self-proclaimed-worlds-tallest-man-just-matched-with-you-on-tinder\/","title":{"rendered":"Self-Proclaimed World\u2019s Tallest Man Just Matched with You on Tinder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">MAX PALEVSKY WEST \u2014 Disappointed friends reported Monday that you\u2019ve probably hit the high point of your Tinder career and it\u2019s all downhill from here. These comments were provoked by your most recent match, John, a 25-year-old Religious Studies grad student and self-proclaimed \u201cworld\u2019s tallest man.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">John\u2019s bio reads: \u201chey, it\u2019s me, jonathan uppies. actually i don\u2019t need to use capitalization because i am so tall in person that i\u2019d be stepping on people\u2019s toes with capitalization. you get the stepping on people\u2019s toes part right. i appreciate you responding to my messages despite me being so visibly off-putting.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Friends report that you, in your desperation, are actually considering responding to his \u201cu up? (i am) (in the sky) (because i\u2019m tall)\u201d text.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Disappointed friends reported Monday that you\u2019ve probably hit the high point of your Tinder career and it\u2019s all downhill from here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6030,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[29],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6029"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6029"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6029\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6031,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6029\/revisions\/6031"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}