{"id":6023,"date":"2023-03-14T18:10:54","date_gmt":"2023-03-14T23:10:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6023"},"modified":"2023-03-14T18:10:54","modified_gmt":"2023-03-14T23:10:54","slug":"area-parents-contemplating-eighth-divorce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/14\/area-parents-contemplating-eighth-divorce\/","title":{"rendered":"Area Parents Contemplating Eighth Divorce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">JET\u2019S PIZZA \u2014 Parents of fourth-year Ilya Jidimat, who remarried just in time to visit for his birthday, were seen Saturday screaming over how much to tip the Jet\u2019s Pizza waitstaff, eyewitnesses report.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Jidimat\u2019s father, who witnesses described as \u2018pushing 55,\u2019 \u2018looking extremely tired,\u2019 and \u2018probably at the brink of his second midlife crisis,\u2019 was accused by his on-again-off-again wife of \u201ceyeing up the cashier.\u201d In response, Mr. Jidimat folded his calzone into a ball and threw it to the ground, terrifying onlookers and prompting his wife to threaten yet another 6-figure settlement.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The pending divorce proceedings are reportedly being handled by Looke, Hughes, Bach, and Egen, a Chicago-based law firm specializing in \u2018high-numbered\u2019 divorces. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The pending divorce proceedings are reportedly being handled by Looke, Hughes, Bach, and Egen, a Chicago-based law firm specializing in \u2018high-numbered\u2019 divorces.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6024,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[29],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6023"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6023"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6023\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6025,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6023\/revisions\/6025"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}