{"id":6020,"date":"2023-03-13T14:54:16","date_gmt":"2023-03-13T19:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=6020"},"modified":"2023-03-12T13:16:24","modified_gmt":"2023-03-12T18:16:24","slug":"nuclear-reactor-found-in-rafters-of-harper-memorial-library","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/13\/nuclear-reactor-found-in-rafters-of-harper-memorial-library\/","title":{"rendered":"Nuclear Reactor Found in Rafters of Harper Memorial Library"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">HARPER \u2014 Brave student Nicholas Holt ventured through the recesses of the Reading Room\u2019s roof last Monday to find a nuclear reactor in the rafters. Holt said he \u201cknew it was there\u201d thanks to the trusty Geiger counter he carries at all times.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI found the reactor through my sense of smell and echolocation,\u201d Holt explained, telling <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dealer<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> reporters that he carried a bunch of pebbles, throwing them in random directions and navigating by \u201cavoiding the parts of the rafters where it sounded like the pebbles fell clean through the wood.\u201d He finally determined the nature of the object through taste. \u201cMetallic, yet sour,\u201d he commented.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Students studying for their midterms did not look up when Holt yelled \u201cthere\u2019s a nuclear reactor,\u201d only speaking up to inform him that Harper Memorial Library is a no-talking zone, and would he kindly warn students somewhere else.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Students studying for their midterms did not look up when warned \u201cthere\u2019s a nuclear reactor,\u201d only speaking up to respond that Harper Memorial Library is a no-talking zone, and would you please kindly warn students somewhere else.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5668,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6020"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6020"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6021,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6020\/revisions\/6021"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}