{"id":5984,"date":"2023-03-02T11:07:03","date_gmt":"2023-03-02T17:07:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=5984"},"modified":"2023-03-02T11:07:03","modified_gmt":"2023-03-02T17:07:03","slug":"what-your-favorite-coffee-shop-says-about-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/02\/what-your-favorite-coffee-shop-says-about-you\/","title":{"rendered":"What Your Favorite Coffee Shop Says About You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Ex Lib<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You really like the Core because you get to have interesting conversations with people across the university. You\u2019re a copy editor for the Maroon and the TA for a Gen Chem class. You\u2019re majoring in psychology because you\u2019re interested in how people think. You think Timoth\u00e9e Chalamet is really hot.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Grounds of Being<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You have a bunch of interesting laptop stickers that reveal an interest in folk music and saving the whales. You\u2019ve thought of dropping out to become a farmer several times, but ultimately you don\u2019t want to give up your art history \/ fundamentals double major. You\u2019re friends with a lot of baristas and your parents are academics.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Plein Air<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You carry all your books in a leather satchel you found at a thrift store in Pilsen. You always get every reading for class as a physical book from the Reg. You\u2019ve been reading Infinite Jest for the last year and haven\u2019t heard of Justin Bieber<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Harper<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You\u2019re studying abroad in Morocco next quarter, but you\u2019ll miss acting in <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Much Ado about Nothing<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and cuddling with your foster cat. Your favorite movie is <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">500 Days of Summer<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, but you wish they ended up together at the end since he was so nice. Hookup culture is ruining America.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Hallowed<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You recently got really into beat poetry. Your last date looked like the girl from Jean-Luc Godard\u2019s Breathless. You travel around campus on a skateboard and like complaining about the fact that you live in North. You have never won a game of pool in your life. You\u2019re majoring in history with an environmental concentration.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Pret<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You\u2019re really upset that the 51st Street Whole Foods might close. You used up all of your Maroon Dollars within the first week at Hutch but you\u2019re still unwilling to cook in your Woodlawn apartment. You were originally going to major in Data Science and Public Policy but your current CS class is stressing you out so you\u2019ll probably switch to Biz Econ.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Fairgrounds<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You made a YouTube video of your college decision reactions when you were a senior in high school. You\u2019re passionate about mixology and volunteer at the IOP in your free time, though your Law Letters coursework keeps you pretty busy. Every person you have dated looks kinda like Michael Cera.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Build<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You transferred to UChicago from your local state school, and sometimes you wish you stayed. You\u2019re involved in Fire Escape Films and work at the OI.\u00a0 You sometimes get strange looks from carrying your bike helmet into class. You don\u2019t own a bike. During the pandemic, you got really into crocheting and hamster husbandry.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Cobb<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You\u2019re a volunteer at Doc Films and really loved <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Slacker<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Your top genre on Spotify was Britpop Indie New Wave Post Punk, and you wish your homework left you more time to make music with your band X-Seagull 512, where you play the laptop. You have several posters of East German Metal Bands in your Max P single, all from your Dad\u2019s collector friend who worked with him at Bain Capital. Your suitemate wants you dead because of all the music you play in your room. 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