{"id":5948,"date":"2023-02-17T14:59:31","date_gmt":"2023-02-17T20:59:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=5948"},"modified":"2023-02-19T11:48:11","modified_gmt":"2023-02-19T17:48:11","slug":"why-unions-are-bad-actually-not-sponsored-by-university-of-chicago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/02\/17\/why-unions-are-bad-actually-not-sponsored-by-university-of-chicago\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Unions Are Bad Actually (Not Sponsored by University of Chicago)"},"content":{"rendered":"

As a completely independent publication, not sponsored by the University of Chicago, the <\/span>Dealer<\/span><\/i> has decided to publish an unbiased article detailing the arguments for and against graduate student unionization efforts<\/span><\/p>\n

Against Unionization<\/b><\/p>\n

Unions are the only group which can negotiate for you: if you\u2019re represented by a union, you\u2019ll only have negotiating power as a collective rather than a super cool, maverick, lone wolf individual bargainer. The union might also require you to pay fees of around $500 \u2013 while the University of Chicago has never asked anyone to pay money for anything in its entire history!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

But unions aren\u2019t just trying to take your money, they\u2019re also trying to take your soul! In fact, unions are actually secretly conducting dark rituals to bleed you of your life force in order to summon the Archdemon Baphomet. Unions (and Baphomet!) were also responsible for multiple crises in American history, such as the Great Depression, the assassination of JFK., and the British.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Remember, there\u2019s no \u201ci\u201d in uneonyzateon! And again, this article is in no way sponsored by or affiliated with the University of Chicago.<\/span><\/p>\n

For Unionization<\/b><\/p>\n

Many Graduate Students support unionization for a multitude of reasons, including <\/span>*REDACTED IN COPY*<\/span>, <\/span>*REDACTED IN COPY*<\/span>, and <\/span>*REDACTED IN COPY*<\/span>. Unionization has <\/span>\u2013DELETED FOR CLARITY\u2013<\/span>.\u00a0 In other schools,<\/span> *COULD NOT REACH FOR COMMENT*<\/span>. So if you vote <\/span>\u00a0\u2013CANNOT PUBLISH DUE TO PREVIOUS NDA AGREEMENT\u2013<\/span> and <\/span>*REDACTED IN COPY*<\/span>.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

At the end of the day, the University is deeply committed to protecting its graduate students from the additional costs, bureaucracy, and unimaginable horrors from the depths of hell that come with unionization. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Unions are the only group which can negotiate for you: if you\u2019re represented by a union, you\u2019ll only have negotiating power as a collective rather than a super cool, maverick, lone wolf individual bargainer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":902,"featured_media":5949,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-campus-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/902"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5948"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5950,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5948\/revisions\/5950"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}