{"id":5942,"date":"2023-02-16T16:32:04","date_gmt":"2023-02-16T22:32:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=5942"},"modified":"2023-02-17T06:43:18","modified_gmt":"2023-02-17T12:43:18","slug":"copy-of-top-twenty-things-on-other-peoples-laptops-you-can-pay-attention-to-instead-of-your-bio-topics-lecture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/02\/16\/copy-of-top-twenty-things-on-other-peoples-laptops-you-can-pay-attention-to-instead-of-your-bio-topics-lecture\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Twenty Things on Other People\u2019s Laptops You Can Pay Attention to Instead of Your Bio Topics Lecture"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. A Tinder profile with their ACT score listed.<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. A trauma-dumpy request for an extension copied and pasted from an identical email sent to the same professor last quarter.\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. Modern love article rough draft\u2014 \u201cI realized being rejected made me a better person, and maybe a hotter person as well\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. \u201cCrush on the redhead with a green jacket in Fineschi\u2019s Core Bio\u201d on UChicago crushes, from the redhead with a green jacket sitting two rows in front of you<\/span><\/li>\n
  5. Their reflection on Photo Booth\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n
  6. Top Fourth of July Recipes for single moms<\/span><\/li>\n
  7. Top ten gay Hallmark-esque romcoms on Netflix<\/span><\/li>\n
  8. A Youtube video on aesthetic note taking<\/span><\/li>\n
  9. Watching the lecture for a different class with bad closed captioning\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n
  10. r\/HowToGetIntoAFrat<\/span><\/li>\n
  11. Sparknotes for the class syllabus<\/span><\/li>\n
  12. Somebody Googling \u201cDo I still have to go to class if I test positive for covid?\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  13. Transit directions to a sex shop<\/span><\/li>\n
  14. Friendle (a friend\u2019s Wordle derivative)<\/span><\/li>\n
  15. Your LinkedIn<\/span><\/li>\n
  16. Youtube fan edit for the 90s classic <\/span>Y Tu Mama Tambien<\/span><\/i><\/li>\n
  17. Googling: \u201cWhy are potatoes good?\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  18. The my.UChicago page for dropping the class<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Youtube fan edit for the 90s classic Y Tu Mama Tambien.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2083,"featured_media":5943,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-campus-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2083"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5942"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5946,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5942\/revisions\/5946"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}