{"id":5931,"date":"2023-02-14T15:02:56","date_gmt":"2023-02-14T21:02:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=5931"},"modified":"2025-10-27T23:21:02","modified_gmt":"2025-10-28T04:21:02","slug":"heartbreaking-du-invested-entire-fund-into-ftx","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/02\/14\/heartbreaking-du-invested-entire-fund-into-ftx\/","title":{"rendered":"Heartbreaking! DU Invested Entire Fund Into FTX"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After losing their charter from the Delta Upsilon national organization, the UChicago Chapter of DU recently realized that they had invested all of their funds into FTX. The <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dealer <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">spoke with Doug Karlson, a member of the Delta Upsilon fraternity, at his 56th street home. \u201cMost of us are econ majors, so we thought our cumulative knowledge would probably be enough for us to make a boatload of money.\u201d Karlson said before taking a sad sip of his Bud Light. \u201cSam did us dirty.\u201d&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWe should have invested in NFTs instead. We\u2019ve been advised that those are pretty safe long-term investments,\u201d Karlson added. Reports show DU members begging for Maroon Dollars outside the Reg to repay their debt, although no member responded to our request for comment.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Many on campus are wondering how a frat full of economics majors had such poor accounting skills, but then again, everyone knows the smart economics majors are working at their father\u2019s firm.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reports show DU members begging for Maroon Dollars outside the Reg to repay their debt, although no member responded to our request for comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":902,"featured_media":5933,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5931"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/902"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5931"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5931\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7305,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5931\/revisions\/7305"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5933"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}