{"id":5922,"date":"2023-02-10T10:29:29","date_gmt":"2023-02-10T16:29:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=5922"},"modified":"2023-02-10T10:29:29","modified_gmt":"2023-02-10T16:29:29","slug":"dean-boyer-snubbed-by-popular-clique-of-ivy-league-provosts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/02\/10\/dean-boyer-snubbed-by-popular-clique-of-ivy-league-provosts\/","title":{"rendered":"Dean Boyer Snubbed by Popular Clique of Ivy League Provosts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dean of the College John Boyer has reported feeling excluded from the \u201cit-crowd\u201d of Ivy League provosts among gatherings of administrators at elite universities. Speaking to the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dealer<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> in an exclusive interview, Boyer tearfully explained, \u201cI try to sit with them at lunch but they\u2019re always, like, so mean to me. I\u2019ll go up to talk to them, and one of them will say, \u2018University of Chicago? Is that a community college?\u2019 and then they all start giggling.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Boyer expressed bewilderment as to why he isn\u2019t more accepted amongst the popular group of Ivy League deans: \u201cWe have old gothic buildings just like they do,\u201d Boyer complained, \u201cWe have Nobel prize winning professors just like they do. You want to talk Ivy League? We have lots of ivy. Tons. Like, a ridiculous amount of ivy.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When reached for comment, Dean of Harvard University Rakesh Khurana professed ignorance of Dean Boyer\u2019s hurt feelings. Khurana explained, \u201cWhat do you mean? We love Johnny. We just joke with him sometimes. Can\u2019t he take a joke?\u201d Exiting the interview, Khurana could be heard loudly making plans over the phone for a sleepover at Dean of Princeton College Jill Dolan\u2019s house. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI try to sit with them at lunch but they\u2019re always, like, so mean to me.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2081,"featured_media":5923,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-campus-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2081"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5922"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5924,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5922\/revisions\/5924"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}