{"id":5915,"date":"2023-02-08T16:31:12","date_gmt":"2023-02-08T22:31:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=5915"},"modified":"2023-02-08T16:31:12","modified_gmt":"2023-02-08T22:31:12","slug":"university-hires-new-neubauer-family-assistant-associate-vice-admiral-director-of-rigorous-professional-academic-engagement-inquiry-and-hijinks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/02\/08\/university-hires-new-neubauer-family-assistant-associate-vice-admiral-director-of-rigorous-professional-academic-engagement-inquiry-and-hijinks\/","title":{"rendered":"University Hires New Neubauer Family Assistant Associate Vice Admiral Director of Rigorous Professional Academic Engagement, Inquiry, and Hijinks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">HYDE PARK\u2013 The University today announced the hiring of Redd Undant as the new Neubauer Family Assistant Associate Vice Admiral Director of Rigorous Professional Academic Engagement, Inquiry, and Hijinks.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThe well-being of the University is deeply important to the well-being of the University,\u201d said University President Paul Alivisatos. \u201cWe felt like the administration just wasn\u2019t doing our job with 5,438 employees, but we remain optimistic that the 5,439th will do the trick.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">University Provost Ka Yee C. Lee announced in an email that \u201cAs the Neubauer Family Assistant Associate Vice Admiral Director of Rigorous Professional Academic Engagement, Inquiry, and Hijinks, Mr. Undant will rigorously and professionally assist, associate, and direct various academic inquiry tasks.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThey gave me this long title or whatever,\u201d said Undant, \u201cbut I\u2019m pretty sure I\u2019m just a regular academic adviser. Is that a good enough quote for your press release?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cCool, the bathroom\u2019s down the hall, yeah?\u201d he added.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Students can book appointments with Undant through Handshake starting Monday.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWe felt like the administration just wasn\u2019t doing our job with 5,438 employees, but we remain optimistic that the 5,439th will do the trick.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":902,"featured_media":5916,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5915"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/902"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5915"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5917,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5915\/revisions\/5917"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}