{"id":5876,"date":"2023-01-24T15:38:48","date_gmt":"2023-01-24T21:38:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=5876"},"modified":"2023-01-24T11:41:03","modified_gmt":"2023-01-24T17:41:03","slug":"op-ed-hey-stacy-bring-your-mom-to-the-party-tomorrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/24\/op-ed-hey-stacy-bring-your-mom-to-the-party-tomorrow\/","title":{"rendered":"Op-Ed: Hey Stacy, Bring Your Mom to the Party Tomorrow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hey, Stacy, I heard your mom is coming into town for Thanksgiving weekend, and you should totally bring her to the party while she\u2019s here. What do you mean? It wouldn\u2019t be weird. I\u2019ve seen pictures of your mom and heard about her from you and she seems great. It wouldn\u2019t be awkward at all. You don\u2019t need to worry about, like, taking care of her or anything, like I really want to get to know her and I\u2019m happy to talk to her all night. You can go do whatever you want, we\u2019ll have tic-tac-toe in the other room and other cool party things. She\u2019ll be fine with me. I\u2019m sure she\u2019ll have a great time.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And like I know that she\u2019s all lonely or whatever since your dad left her. It must have been hard on her\u2026 and also you too, I guess. You should totally take your mind off things. I know you\u2019ve been wanting to get drinks with me for a while, so like, you should totally come to the party with your mom \u2018cause we\u2019ll definitely have drinks.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What kind of daughter leaves her mom with nothing to do on a Saturday night, you know? So like, I feel like this would be a super dope and a super amenable solution for both of us. Honestly Stacy, your apartment is pretty small. I have this sweet pullout couch so it\u2019d be so fine if she just wants to stay here instead. No, no, it\u2019s no trouble, I\u2019m really doing myself a favor because\u2026 doing you favors makes me happy, because\u2026 I care about you? I know how important your mom is to you, and like, you\u2019re important to me, so your mom would be important to me too\u2026 yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know you\u2019ve been wanting to get drinks with me for a while, so like, you should totally come to the party with your mom \u2018cause we\u2019ll definitely have drinks.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":902,"featured_media":5877,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-campus-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/902"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5876"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5878,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5876\/revisions\/5878"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}