{"id":5809,"date":"2022-12-05T15:30:01","date_gmt":"2022-12-05T21:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=5809"},"modified":"2022-12-05T14:32:27","modified_gmt":"2022-12-05T20:32:27","slug":"buccaneers-tom-brady-to-be-traded-for-a-man-who-will-spend-some-goddamn-time-with-the-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2022\/12\/05\/buccaneers-tom-brady-to-be-traded-for-a-man-who-will-spend-some-goddamn-time-with-the-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"Buccaneers\u2019 Tom Brady to Be Traded for a Man Who Will &#8220;Spend Some Goddamn Time With the Kids&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">According to sources close to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers star quarterback,his now ex-wife Gisele B\u00fcndchen is soon to trade Brady for a man who will \u201cspend some goddamn time with the kids,\u201d and \u201cactually be a decent husband.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After the 2021 NFL season, Brady spent a 40-day stint with B\u00fcndchen and did not impress, starting for only 40 days before reneging on his prior commitment to improving his marriage, instead returning to the league. \u201cIt\u2019s not an easy decision, but it\u2019s the right one,\u201d Brady said at the time. \u201cI need to focus on the stuff in life that really matters, like throwing the ol\u2019 ball around.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In the trade, Brady will reappear in the marriage draft, while Gisele will receive a 2023 pick, to hopefully be used to plug the hole left by Tom Brady\u2019s familial neglect.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt will certainly be sad to see him go, but it\u2019s the right decision,\u201d said Gisele. \u201cHe\u2019s 45 years old, and he\u2019s due for a decrease in strength and stamina in the near future. I need to fill my family\u2019s immediate need for a man who will pick the kids up from school and maybe wash a dish every once in a while.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Brady was optimistic about his future with whichever woman he will surely end up with. \u201cI feel confident that I can find another woman who won\u2019t be so damn picky.\u201d\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brady was optimistic about his future with whichever woman he will surely end up with. \u201cI feel confident that I can find another woman who won\u2019t be so damn picky.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":902,"featured_media":5810,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/902"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5809"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5812,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5809\/revisions\/5812"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}