{"id":5760,"date":"2022-11-17T15:45:29","date_gmt":"2022-11-17T21:45:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=5760"},"modified":"2022-11-17T12:48:15","modified_gmt":"2022-11-17T18:48:15","slug":"how-to-find-true-love-by-mansplaining-pool-in-hallowed-grounds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2022\/11\/17\/how-to-find-true-love-by-mansplaining-pool-in-hallowed-grounds\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Find True Love by Mansplaining Pool in Hallowed Grounds"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Never have played pool in your entire life.\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. Have a confident air about you \u2014 something mysterious (and sexy), like Tom Cruise in<\/span> The Color of Money<\/span><\/i>.<\/span>\n
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    1. A note: It\u2019s actually OK if you\u2019ve never played pool before, as long as you\u2019ve watched the 120-minute pool masterpiece that is <\/span>The Color of Money.<\/span><\/i><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n
    2. Explain the rules of pool to anyone standing vaguely close to the billiards table using the most sexual innuendos possible.\u00a0<\/span>\n
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      1. You don\u2019t have to try too hard here\u2026this game is literally a competition to see who can get all their balls into the holes first.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n
      2. Casually slip in the fact that you\u2019re in Physics 12100 and begin to explain (in your sultriest voice possible) all about \u201cball collision theory,\u201d \u201cthe sweet spot,\u201d and \u201crelative slipping analysis.\u201d So sexy.<\/span>\n
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        1. Another note: This step must take longer than 30 minutes to complete.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n
        2. Invest in a pool glove. buy a pool table. Move your twin XL bed out of your dorm room, into the hallway, and replace it with your newly acquired pool table. Eat. Hallowed Grounds Coffee. Sleep on pool table. Pool. Women(!) Repeat.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

          Casually slip in the fact that you\u2019re in Physics 12100 and begin to explain (in your sultriest voice possible) all about \u201cball collision theory,\u201d \u201cthe sweet spot,\u201d and \u201crelative slipping analysis.\u201d So sexy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":902,"featured_media":5762,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sex-and-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/902"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5760"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5763,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5760\/revisions\/5763"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}