{"id":5701,"date":"2022-11-02T15:29:00","date_gmt":"2022-11-02T20:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=5701"},"modified":"2022-11-01T12:36:22","modified_gmt":"2022-11-01T17:36:22","slug":"trader-joes-introduces-new-pumpkin-spiced-toilet-bowl-cleaner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2022\/11\/02\/trader-joes-introduces-new-pumpkin-spiced-toilet-bowl-cleaner\/","title":{"rendered":"Trader Joe\u2019s Introduces New Pumpkin-Spiced Toilet Bowl Cleaner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In order to address recent concerns about the lack of \u201cfall vibes\u201d in the Trader Joe&#8217;s inventory,\u00a0 the grocery store has announced a new line of autumn-themed cleaning and hygiene products, ranging from apple cider vinegar toothpaste to dusters recycled from dead leaves to pumpkin spice toilet bowl cleaner.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThis will allow us to properly commemorate the importance of #fallvibes,\u201d said a Trader Joe\u2019s spokesperson. \u201cGiven how rarely fall occurs, Trader Joe&#8217;s does not have enough autumn-themed consumer products. This needs to be fixed.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It would seem that this is a project long in the making. After convening a specialized group to address potential vegetable-chemical combinations, the grocery store executives consulted with Trader Joe, who then scoured pick-your-own-apple farms around the midwest to find the best cage-free produce, and traveled across the country to find the freshest, most local chemicals.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Customer response has already been overwhelmingly positive. \u201cI always try to get into the mood of the season,\u201d said one customer sporting a plaid shirt, a corduroy jacket, another corduroy jacket, rain boots, a cable knit sweater, denim jeans, and hay in his hair. \u201cI appreciate that Trader Joe\u2019s is allowing me to live my best life and feel connected to nature without needing to go outside more than the stretch between my car and the front door.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Trader Joe\u2019s spokesperson added that \u201cgiven the wonderful feedback already coming in, we hope to soon be able to #expandthefallvibes, that is, offer an increased array of pumpkin spice products including \u2014 eventually \u2014 pumpkin spice pumpkins.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Customer response has already been overwhelmingly positive. \u201cI always try to get into the mood of the season,\u201d said one customer sporting a plaid shirt, a corduroy jacket, another corduroy jacket, rain boots, a cable knit sweater, denim jeans, and hay in his hair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2083,"featured_media":5706,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-off-campus-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2083"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5701"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5707,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5701\/revisions\/5707"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}