{"id":5671,"date":"2022-10-26T15:53:47","date_gmt":"2022-10-26T20:53:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=5671"},"modified":"2022-10-24T16:06:35","modified_gmt":"2022-10-24T21:06:35","slug":"point-pee-in-your-roommates-bed-counterpoint-pee-in-their-shoes-instead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2022\/10\/26\/point-pee-in-your-roommates-bed-counterpoint-pee-in-their-shoes-instead\/","title":{"rendered":"Point: Pee in Your Roommate\u2019s Bed. Counterpoint: Pee in Their Shoes Instead."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Point: Pee in Your Roommate\u2019s Bed<\/b><\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">By Kasper Kropotkin<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Point \u2013 roommates are more than friends, they are living mates \u2013 partners in life. As multiple scientists have observed in dogs, peeing on one another and in each other\u2019s close quarters is a sign of love and friendship. Therefore, it should be a sign of encouragement that your roommate wants to empty their bladder on your Pottery Barn Teen comforter .\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Counterpoint: Pee in Their Shoes Instead.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">By Kodak Lopskinson<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You know what\u2019s warm, wet, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">and<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> reliable? A nice cup of tea. Here\u2019s the best part \u2014 after you\u2019ve made your boot full of tea, you can hand it to your roommate, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">or<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> you can go ahead and dump it on your roommate\u2019s bed. At that point, you should be able to measure out the exact amount needed for the perfectly sized wet spot. How clever! How versatile! In conclusion: skip the blankets and go for the shoe rack. After all, it\u2019s not like there\u2019s been a designated receptacle for human waste in any building I\u2019ve seen in my life.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As multiple scientists have observed in dogs, peeing on one another and in each other\u2019s close quarters is a sign of love and friendship.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":902,"featured_media":5674,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5671"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/902"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5671"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5675,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5671\/revisions\/5675"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}