Recent political developments got you down? Want to do something to help out? Here are four extremely qualified Democratic candidates for Congress that want your hard-earned money. Donate to ease your sorrows! They\u2019re all fighter pilots with PhDs or something like that, we know you love that sort of thing. Best of all, each and every one of them is running in districts which Donald Trump won by 20 points or more in 2020, so you can be sure that your contribution will not, God forbid, contribute any meaningful change.<\/p>\n
Emily Walker (D-ID)<\/strong> is a former Obama administration ambassador \/ Rhodes scholar \/ actor \/ director \/ cinematographer \/ multihyphenate running against a Tea Party Republican in Idaho\u2019s Second District. Her campaign was outraised by $1.8 million this quarter, so she desperately needs your support.<\/p>\n Kris Clarkson (D-MS)<\/strong> was elected a few years ago to be the first Black mayor of a town in Mississippi with exactly six Starbucks locations. Unfortunately, his only shot at higher office right now is to run against a Republican who\u2019s been in office for 30 years and who won in 2020 with 85% of the vote \u2014 but he swears your sixty dollars will go a long way!<\/p>\n Gina Lerman (D-WV)<\/strong> was the one who did that really cool Facebook ad you saw where she insulted a cardboard cutout of Marjorie Taylor Greene. You vaguely remember that she has a degree in something important. But did you know that she also served in the military? West Virginia voters eat that army stuff up. With your funding, she can run as a pro-life Democrat who supports gun rights and maybe she\u2019ll have half a chance.<\/p>\n Brian Chen (D-CA)<\/strong> is a former competitive chess player, Yale graduate, and climate scientist running in California\u2019s 26th district. Did you hear that? California. This dude might actually have a chance to win the hearts and minds of voters in\u2026 um\u2026 the middle of nowhere in the north Central Valley? Isn\u2019t that the secessionist part of the state? But still, imagine if he won, his constituents would be so pissed. That alone is worth quite a bit, no?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Recent political developments got you down? Want to do something to help out? Here are four extremely qualified Democratic candidates for Congress that want your hard-earned money. Donate to ease your sorrows! They\u2019re all fighter pilots with PhDs or something like that, we know you love that sort of thing. Best of all, each and every one of them is running in districts which Donald Trump won by 20 points or more in 2020, so you can be sure that your contribution will not, God forbid, contribute any meaningful change. Emily Walker (D-ID) is a former Obama administration ambassador \/ Rhodes scholar \/ actor \/ director \/ cinematographer \/ multihyphenate running against a Tea Party Republican in Idaho\u2019s Second District. Her campaign was outraised by $1.8 million this quarter, so she desperately needs your support. Kris Clarkson (D-MS) was elected a few years ago to be the first Black mayor of a town in Mississippi with exactly six Starbucks locations. Unfortunately, his only shot at higher office right now is to run against a Republican who\u2019s been in office for 30 years and who won in 2020 with 85% of the vote \u2014 but he swears your sixty dollars will go a long way! Gina Lerman (D-WV) was the one who did that really cool Facebook ad you saw where she insulted a cardboard cutout of Marjorie Taylor Greene. You vaguely remember that she has a degree in something important. But did you know that she also served in the military? West Virginia voters eat that army stuff up. With your funding, she can run as a pro-life Democrat who supports gun rights and maybe she\u2019ll have half a chance. Brian Chen (D-CA) is a former competitive chess player, Yale graduate, and climate scientist running in California\u2019s 26th district. Did you hear that? California. This dude might actually have a chance to win the hearts and minds of voters in\u2026 um\u2026 the middle of nowhere in the north Central Valley? Isn\u2019t that the secessionist part of the state? But still, imagine if he won, his constituents would be so pissed. 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