{"id":5205,"date":"2021-10-25T12:30:57","date_gmt":"2021-10-25T17:30:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=5205"},"modified":"2023-02-06T14:45:23","modified_gmt":"2023-02-06T20:45:23","slug":"uchicago-clarifies-that-indoor-mask-policy-does-not-apply-to-hot-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/25\/uchicago-clarifies-that-indoor-mask-policy-does-not-apply-to-hot-people\/","title":{"rendered":"UChicago Clarifies That Indoor Mask Policy Does Not Apply to Hot People"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This week, the UChicago Student Wellness Center released a statement clarifying that the university\u2019s indoor mask policy did not apply to people who are \u201chella cute.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cAfter carefully reviewing the current medical situation surrounding COVID-19, we have decided to grant mask exemptions to all the hotties of the university,\u201d said Dean Boyer, in a statement to the whole school. Under the updated policy, perfect 10s at UChicago would be free to go maskless in dorms, classrooms, and athletic facilities so that the rest of the student body may admire their features and perhaps learn from their example.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Some have raised concerns that the lack of masks on hot people would encourage the spread of COVID. The administration has sought to assuage critics by stating that less than 1% of the students at UChicago would be eligible for the exemption.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week, the UChicago Student Wellness Center released a statement clarifying that the university\u2019s indoor mask policy did not apply to people who are \u201chella cute.\u201d \u201cAfter carefully reviewing the current medical situation surrounding COVID-19, we have decided to grant mask exemptions to all the hotties of the university,\u201d said Dean Boyer, in a statement to the whole school. Under the updated policy, perfect 10s at UChicago would be free to go maskless in dorms, classrooms, and athletic facilities so that the rest of the student body may admire their features and perhaps learn from their example. Some have raised concerns that the lack of masks on hot people would encourage the spread of COVID. The administration has sought to assuage critics by stating that less than 1% of the students at UChicago would be eligible for the exemption.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2081,"featured_media":5210,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2081"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5205"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5205\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5837,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5205\/revisions\/5837"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}