{"id":5194,"date":"2021-10-21T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2021-10-21T17:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=5194"},"modified":"2021-10-20T14:50:19","modified_gmt":"2021-10-20T19:50:19","slug":"grimes-rebounds-with-sosc-professor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/21\/grimes-rebounds-with-sosc-professor\/","title":{"rendered":"Grimes Rebounds with Sosc Professor"},"content":{"rendered":"

Grimes and Elon Musk recently split after 3 years, and the Canadian songstress is handling it with nothing but grace and class\u2026 consciousness? Grimes, 33, was recently spotted on the streets of LA, dressed as an elven warrior, seemingly engrossed in Karl Marx\u2019s <\/span>The Communist Manifesto<\/span><\/i>. She was drawn to the text after her highly publicized breakup with the second-richest man in the world. In her own words, the singer details how one of the most foundational texts in economic, social, and political thought is helping her move on from her ex: \u201cElon is just so out of touch with the common man. I needed someone who is a true person of the people.\u201d Grimes found one such man communing with the proletariat at the University of Chicago. In this relatable and accessible ivory tower, Grimes has found her rebound in the Sosc department.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cDating a Sosc professor is great. He\u2019s everything Elon could never dream of being,\u201d she gushes. Unlike Elon, her new beau is not only underpaid but is also, as Grimes puts it, \u201ceasily understood and approachable to Middle America.\u201d The singer explains how attractive it was when her boyfriend told their Uber driver that the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards justice. She teared up at the driver\u2019s response of, \u201cI hope you\u2019re leaving a good tip then because the arc of the moral universe would bend quicker if I could get my AC fixed.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Grimes details how she\u2019s brushing up on her Marxist theory for their date later in the week: she\u2019s planning on a romantic afternoon of auditing his class to listen to<\/span> his students,<\/span> self-proclaimed socialist, Hunter Davenport, future head of a nonprofit, and unapologetic capitalist, Ava Fortenberry, daughter of a Goldman Sachs executive, debate the central tenets of communist praxis \u2014 which, of course, has no impact on either of their trust funds.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Grimes says she has \u201cnever been happier.\u201d She praises her Sosc professor boyfriend, revealing, \u201cHe\u2019s always so supportive of me and encourages me to put my career first. Unlike Elon, he\u2019s constantly saying things like \u2018Babe, you have to release an album because I\u2019m never getting tenure.\u2019\u201d Her new man also reportedly loves baby <\/span>X \u00c6 A-12. The singer cherishes how her new love interest is always complimenting her child, and saying how much smarter he is than the students in his Sosc class because he doesn\u2019t talk.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Sounds like the pair are having a blast getting to know each other, and we wish them well in their budding romance!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Grimes and Elon Musk recently split after 3 years, and the Canadian songstress is handling it with nothing but grace and class\u2026 consciousness? Grimes, 33, was recently spotted on the streets of LA, dressed as an elven warrior, seemingly engrossed in Karl Marx\u2019s The Communist Manifesto. She was drawn to the text after her highly publicized breakup with the second-richest man in the world. In her own words, the singer details how one of the most foundational texts in economic, social, and political thought is helping her move on from her ex: \u201cElon is just so out of touch with the common man. I needed someone who is a true person of the people.\u201d Grimes found one such man communing with the proletariat at the University of Chicago. In this relatable and accessible ivory tower, Grimes has found her rebound in the Sosc department.\u00a0   \u201cDating a Sosc professor is great. He\u2019s everything Elon could never dream of being,\u201d she gushes. Unlike Elon, her new beau is not only underpaid but is also, as Grimes puts it, \u201ceasily understood and approachable to Middle America.\u201d The singer explains how attractive it was when her boyfriend told their Uber driver that the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards justice. She teared up at the driver\u2019s response of, \u201cI hope you\u2019re leaving a good tip then because the arc of the moral universe would bend quicker if I could get my AC fixed.\u201d\u00a0   Grimes details how she\u2019s brushing up on her Marxist theory for their date later in the week: she\u2019s planning on a romantic afternoon of auditing his class to listen to his students, self-proclaimed socialist, Hunter Davenport, future head of a nonprofit, and unapologetic capitalist, Ava Fortenberry, daughter of a Goldman Sachs executive, debate the central tenets of communist praxis \u2014 which, of course, has no impact on either of their trust funds.   Grimes says she has \u201cnever been happier.\u201d She praises her Sosc professor boyfriend, revealing, \u201cHe\u2019s always so supportive of me and encourages me to put my career first. Unlike Elon, he\u2019s constantly saying things like \u2018Babe, you have to release an album because I\u2019m never getting tenure.\u2019\u201d Her new man also reportedly loves baby X \u00c6 A-12. The singer cherishes how her new love interest is always complimenting her child, and saying how much smarter he is than the students in his Sosc class because he doesn\u2019t talk.\u00a0   Sounds like the pair are having a blast getting to know each other, and we wish them well in their budding romance!  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":254,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5194"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/254"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5194\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}