{"id":5177,"date":"2021-10-13T12:00:59","date_gmt":"2021-10-13T17:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=5177"},"modified":"2022-02-28T10:27:29","modified_gmt":"2022-02-28T16:27:29","slug":"four-ways-to-definitely-get-into-the-blue-chips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/13\/four-ways-to-definitely-get-into-the-blue-chips\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Ways to Definitely Get Into the Blue Chips"},"content":{"rendered":"

Let\u2019s face it. The Blue Chips is one of the only organizations on campus actually worth being a part of. Doing any other RSO is a waste of time, which is why your lesser peers won\u2019t be the ones that get that Goldman internship. To be fair, neither will you \u2013 unless you heed this advice carefully. It\u2019ll only determine the trajectory of your entire life, no biggie.<\/span><\/p>\n

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  1. Make a sacrifice to the botany pond ducks. You must acquire three seeds of a kumquat, an ounce of your own blood, one feather from Phil the Phoenix, and a doritos locos taco. Present these to the botany pond ducks on a night when mercury is in retrograde, and tell the ducks \u201cThe godfather sends his regards.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. Come to Harper 145 on Sundays at 7pm. This is a little known secret, but to get into the Blue Chips you have to get invited to a secret meeting on Sundays, but I\u2019ll let you in on this for free. Pretty similar to the secret \u201cfuture presidents\u201d clubs at Harvard. I could be lying, but if you don\u2019t get into the Blue Chips, you\u2019ll wish you had listened to me.<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. Provide the author of this article with $5000 in traveler\u2019s checks.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Let\u2019s face it. The Blue Chips is one of the only organizations on campus actually worth being a part of. Doing any other RSO is a waste of time, which is why your lesser peers won\u2019t be the ones that get that Goldman internship. To be fair, neither will you \u2013 unless you heed this advice carefully. It\u2019ll only determine the trajectory of your entire life, no biggie. Make a sacrifice to the botany pond ducks. You must acquire three seeds of a kumquat, an ounce of your own blood, one feather from Phil the Phoenix, and a doritos locos taco. Present these to the botany pond ducks on a night when mercury is in retrograde, and tell the ducks \u201cThe godfather sends his regards.\u201d Come to Harper 145 on Sundays at 7pm. This is a little known secret, but to get into the Blue Chips you have to get invited to a secret meeting on Sundays, but I\u2019ll let you in on this for free. Pretty similar to the secret \u201cfuture presidents\u201d clubs at Harvard. I could be lying, but if you don\u2019t get into the Blue Chips, you\u2019ll wish you had listened to me. Provide the author of this article with $5000 in traveler\u2019s checks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":5013,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5177"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5177"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5180,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5177\/revisions\/5180"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}