After a long stint of exclusion from planetary classification, Pluto has finally put on enough weight to qualify as a planet. Its weight gain results largely from a breakdown of daily habits and a sweet tooth in quarantine.<\/p>\n
Space scientists said, in a space interview last week: \u201cYeah it\u2019s good. It\u2019s big.\u201d<\/p>\n
Yeah. You can say that again.<\/p>\n
People everywhere are doing a little dance. But not everyone is doing a little dance.<\/p>\n
PlayPlanet released, in a statement earlier this week, that it will be outsourcing to distant galaxies due to \u201cover-representation of plus-sized planets in the Milky Way.\u201d<\/p>\n
Amid public outrage and demand for a reaction, Pluto didn\u2019t say anything because it\u2019s a planet and it can\u2019t talk. But, if Pluto could talk, it would probably also not say anything, because it doesn\u2019t have a brain and probably wouldn\u2019t think of anything to say. This made me sad to think about.<\/p>\n
Even more sad, however, is what\u2019s on everybody\u2019s mind. Since a number we were taught was eight is now nine, we are left asking: How many more changes must we brave during these uncertain times?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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