{"id":4866,"date":"2021-02-26T11:38:22","date_gmt":"2021-02-26T17:38:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=4866"},"modified":"2021-03-29T22:35:28","modified_gmt":"2021-03-30T04:35:28","slug":"you-got-us-here-are-other-maroon-articles-we-released-without-people-knowing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2021\/02\/26\/you-got-us-here-are-other-maroon-articles-we-released-without-people-knowing\/","title":{"rendered":"You Got Us: Here are Other Maroon Articles We Released Without People Knowing"},"content":{"rendered":"

FROM THE SHADY DEALER MASTHEAD MONASTERY — <\/span>As an institution that is unafraid to tell the truth about when we\u2019ve republished work from peer newspapers, <\/span>The Shady Dealer<\/span><\/i> must come to terms with the recent happenings on campus. So yes: we used a psychic to predict <\/span>The Maroon<\/span><\/i>\u2019s COVID-19 retrospective so that we could publish it first. We are proud of our creative solutions to contemporary problems, such as overcoming obstacles to satirize what doesn\u2019t exist, but with that pride comes a responsibility to be upfront about our sources.<\/span><\/p>\n

Over the years, we have tried to take inspiration from such literary publishers as <\/span>Sliced Bread<\/span><\/i>, <\/span>The Harvard Crimson<\/span><\/i>, and <\/span>The Alcatraz Review <\/span><\/i>(Alcatraz\u2019s inmate-run newspaper, now defunct). However, our readership declined severely after publishing from these works, as they were seen as too serious. Thus, we have dedicated our forces exclusively to divining what the <\/span>Maroon<\/span><\/i> will publish and beating them to the punch. So, without further ado, here are the remaining headlines in <\/span>Dealer<\/span><\/i>-published issues which have been pulled word-for-word from <\/span>The Chicago Maroon<\/span><\/i>, meaning we can no longer take credit for them:<\/span><\/p>\n