{"id":4556,"date":"2020-11-25T10:15:42","date_gmt":"2020-11-25T16:15:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=4556"},"modified":"2020-11-25T09:53:10","modified_gmt":"2020-11-25T15:53:10","slug":"uchicago-grad-now-boss-of-his-former-high-school-bully","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2020\/11\/25\/uchicago-grad-now-boss-of-his-former-high-school-bully\/","title":{"rendered":"UChicago Grad Now Boss of his Former High School Bully"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sheldon Cox, a recent graduate of the college, was hit with a surge of mixed emotion this past week when his former high school bully, Chad Brodie, was hired as a sales associate to his branch.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIt\u2019s so crazy! It\u2019s just like that old saying: don\u2019t bully the nerd cause they might grow up to be your boss. But hey, don\u2019t get me wrong! I\u2019m not working these guys too, too hard. Chad loves to come up with fun ideas like this one to lighten the mood,\u201d said Cox, as Mr. Brodie stapled his tie to a desk and proceeded to blindfold coworkers in a game of \u201cpin the cocks on the cox.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI think I\u2019m really the one that wears the pants in our relationship now- when Chad lets me. He does pull my pants down a lot. Ha, he\u2019s a real prankster. But in all seriousness, the tables <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">have<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> turned. Yesterday, he drew phalluses on my degree and when I brought him into my office, but he felt so terrible about it that he actually pressured me into giving him a raise.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This, just another manifestation of that story as old as time: slow, steady, and being a complete loser wins the race.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIt\u2019s so crazy! It\u2019s just like that old saying: don\u2019t bully the nerd cause they might grow up to be your boss. But hey, don\u2019t get me wrong! I\u2019m not working these guys too, too hard. Chad loves to come up with fun ideas like this one to lighten the mood,\u201d said Cox, as Mr. Brodie stapled his tie to a desk and proceeded to blindfold coworkers in a game of \u201cpin the cocks on the cox.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":4558,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22,27],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4556"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4556\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}