{"id":4403,"date":"2020-10-19T05:24:45","date_gmt":"2020-10-18T22:24:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=4403"},"modified":"2022-07-25T11:02:04","modified_gmt":"2022-07-25T16:02:04","slug":"i-broke-my-pencil-and-now-im-sad-i-cant-fix-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/19\/i-broke-my-pencil-and-now-im-sad-i-cant-fix-it\/","title":{"rendered":"I Broke My Pencil and Now I\u2019m Sad I Can\u2019t Fix It."},"content":{"rendered":"

That\u2019s the title<\/span><\/p>\n

I am ashamed to declare<\/span><\/p>\n

I broke my pencil<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Yesterday crying<\/span><\/p>\n

Trying, vainly to write words<\/span><\/p>\n

For some dumb SOSC class<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Where the professor\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Is an asshole, who hates me<\/span><\/p>\n

Won\u2019t shut the fuck up<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I wouldn\u2019t doubt it<\/span><\/p>\n

If he talked at his deathbed<\/span><\/p>\n

Boring all there<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

So much so they died<\/span><\/p>\n

A tragedy, maybe so<\/span><\/p>\n

But my pencil died<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Which is so much worse<\/span><\/p>\n

He was my heart, my center,<\/span><\/p>\n

My soul and my life<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Now I\u2019m very, dead<\/span><\/p>\n

Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead,<\/span><\/p>\n

fully dead inside<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

The lead, my sweet black<\/span><\/p>\n

Charcoal, goddess of the night<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019ll never forget<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

All those nights alone<\/span><\/p>\n

Just you, me, lit by the screen<\/span><\/p>\n

Of my computer<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Good night my sweet prince<\/span><\/p>\n

Tis\u2019 a shame I have no glue<\/span><\/p>\n

Or I would fix you.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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