{"id":4096,"date":"2020-09-09T07:11:18","date_gmt":"2020-09-09T00:11:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=4096"},"modified":"2020-09-12T04:51:00","modified_gmt":"2020-09-11T21:51:00","slug":"what-thought-will-the-chicago-thinker-think-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/09\/what-thought-will-the-chicago-thinker-think-first\/","title":{"rendered":"What Thought Will the Chicago Thinker Think Next?"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<li>\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">How did I get here?<\/span><\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h6>Do taller people always have bigger feet?<\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">How do I work this?<\/span><\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h6>If the floor&#8217;s made out of floor, is the roof made out of roof?<\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Where is that large automobile?<\/span><\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h6>Will this finally make my father love me?<\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What is that beautiful house?<\/span><\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h6>I&#8217;m definitely the first person to ever think of this.<\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Where does that highway go to?<\/span><\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h6>How did they come up with stairs?<\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Am I right? Am I wrong?<\/span><\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h6>Gay or Black people?<\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My God! What have I done?<\/span><\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How did I get here? Do taller people always have bigger feet? How do I work this? If the floor&#8217;s made out of floor, is the roof made out of roof? Where is that large automobile? Will this finally make my father love me? What is that beautiful house? I&#8217;m definitely the first person to ever think of this. Where does that highway go to? How did they come up with stairs? Am I right? Am I wrong? Gay or Black people? My God! What have I done? &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4096"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4096\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4102,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4096\/revisions\/4102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}